“i don’t know how far down I’m aloud to eat it… ?”
That’s what she said. P.S. She also said to get a fucking grammar lesson or two.
fuck your facebook
“There people driving in front of me have to be drunk! Better stop facebooking while im driving.”
I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD-D-D-D-D
“entrusted a bag of Trader Joe’s Grade A Fancy Frozen Strawberries with the imperative task of cooling her parts. They performed quite well, but soon had to call for reinforcements.”
Is that “entrusted” or “encrusted”? SICK
…right next to your iphone facebook application.
just got fired for facebooking through your preceptor meeting. FYL.
“lookin forward to crabs”
A/S/L? I’ll be there in 5.
“sleeping all day is blissful when you are sick. I miss my Mr. Man too”
“not sure what to do with herself. Hmmm… Apply to
schools? Take Duke to his new home? Call my Mr. Man? Go see my Nanny?
Clean? Sheesh…”
“I’m wondering where all my real friends went? WTF?”
“On my way to the beach. Wishin Mr. Man was here, but he’ll get photos instead. Off we go to the waves…me, Dutch, Duke, n friends!”
“Missin my Mr. Man, but where he’s at its twice this temp. I think I”ll settle for runnin around my backyard naked! :) Think kiddy pool”
Ok, 1) GIVE IT UP WITH THE MISTER MAN WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT and 2) you want to know where your real friends went? See number 1.
So is it “note to self” or “note to all of goddamn facebook”?
lol @ your 6th grade American Online vocabulary.
Yeah? You like the way his balls droop across your “balcony,” too?
